Have you ever done something that angered the commander?
There you are, Private Pansy! What do you think of this internet thingy?
Oh, what a wonderful place…
Do you support the earth ponies or the unicorns? Or are you a die hard pegasus!?
Would you invade the Earth Pony Territory if Commander Hurricane ordered you to? I'm afraid we will have to take you into custody if so. Praise Lord Pinkie!