Private Pansy Replies
There you are, Private Pansy! What do you think of this internet thingy?

Oh, what a wonderful place…

Do you support the earth ponies or the unicorns? Or are you a die hard pegasus!?
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Would you invade the Earth Pony Territory if Commander Hurricane ordered you to? I'm afraid we will have to take you into custody if so. Praise Lord Pinkie!